Oopsie! Even expensive, pristine looking automobiles can be a pain in the a**!

Lovahs Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson encountered some vehicular obstacles on their way to the airport Sunday.

Once Joshua's creme-brulee colored vintage convertible stalled out, chivalry reigned supreme as he raced his darling Diane to a nearby cab, before enlisting some help pushing the car out of harm's way.

We hope you had AAA, Joshy!

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Oh, Paris Hilton...how very Amanda Bynes of you! Ha!

You should KNOW better!

Gurl was spotted shopping her life away yesterday in Beverly Hills...AND making an ILLEGAL and super unsafe u-turn!

...because nobody will notice when you’re in a bright red Ferrari, right?! Ha!

The heiress spent hours in Kitson and definitely seemed to be in a rush while heading out!

Wonder what could’ve been so important???

The po po didn't catch Paris...this time...!

Drive CAREFULLY, please!!!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

Oh, for the love of Brenda!

So you know how Shannen Doherty premiered her new WEtv reality show last Tuesday, which had cameras following her around before tying the knot and shiz?

Uh, yeah, well about that...

Looks like Shannen Says was only able to draw in just 172,000 viewers!!!

Whomp, whomp!

That is SO not good!!!

Just to put this all into perspective, Lifetime's Dance Moms Abby Lee Miller-less spin-off, Dance Moms: Miami debuted with 952,000 viewers the SAME night!

Dayum, gurl...

Wonder how Little Bit Country, Jennie Garth’s show, will do when it premieres tomorrow!

Oh shiz! It’s like the 90s are back!

Brenda VS Kelly, once again!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

We usually can't believe any of the shiz that comes out of the mouths of Fox News anchors, but this one shocked even us!

During last night's episode of The Sean Hannity Show, The Five co-host Bob Beckel, who was appearing as a guest, apparently forgot that he taping live television, and not being aware that they had just come back from a commercial break, dropped one serious F bomb at fellow panelist Jennifer Stefano!

Then, worse yet, he indignantly refuses to apologize and continues the fight - because he still doesn't realize that they're LIVE!

And when he FINALLY realizes that he is live, he blames HIS foul language on the host!

WTF?!

How could he even rationalize that as a valid excuse?!

And more importantly: How can ANYONE rely on this freak show as a legitimate, objective news source?

Well, whether it was accidental or not, it's available now on-line for your viewing pleasure!

Rihanna recently uploaded a bunch of older pictures to Facebook of her while on vacation in Hawaii, and in one such photo, the singer is seen kicking back and applying tanning oil to her skin - including some that should be better covered and secured by her bikini top!

Ch-ch-check out the full, uncensored nip-slip...AFTER THE JUMP!

P.S. CLICK HERE TO "LIKE" PEREZ ON FACEBOOK!

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Well shiz.

It’s hard out here for a p...Pauly D!

Sounds like DJ Pauly D has joined the long list of stars who are being sued for money they owe!

International Creative Management (ICM) has recently filed a lawsuit against Pauly D, claiming he owes them $370,000 in commission from seasons four and five of Jersey Shore as well as 10 percent of his salary from season six!!!

...that should only be a couple boxes of hair gel he'd have to sacrifice, right?

Pauly D is looking at a whopping $150,000 per EPISODE paycheck for the sixth season...and with 12 episodes, that would total out to be about $2.1 million!

While Pauly signed with talent agency William Morris Endeavor (WME) in 2011, ICM had been repping him since the very first season of the show.

According to ICM, “no deed goes unpunished” and although they don’t still rep Pauly, they state that they’re entitled to the cash because it’s “standard custom and practice” in the entertainment industry...even after termination.

A statement from Pauly D’s legal counsel Hillary H. Hughes and Attorney Garvey Schubert Barer reads:

"We are surprised by ICM's contention that it is due commissions after ICM was terminated in favor of William Morris Endeavor. ICM was paid for its services. It is even more disappointing that an agency like ICM would choose to take advantage of its former relationship with a client and disclose his confidential business affairs to the public in disregard of any duties it owes as a talent agency."

Well, sounds like Pauly's in good hands...though now the "L" in "GTL" may stand for lawyer!

Yeah, buddy.

Image via Josiah True/WENN.]

With tax day quickly creeping up on Tuesday, you may be scrambling to still file those taxes!

But don’t worry -- you’re not alone. In fact, you’re actually in pretty good company if you owe the government some money...and we bet your amount is not as much as this!

Looks like the Dancing On The Ceiling extraordinaire, Lionel Richie, owes the IRS $1.1 MILLION in unpaid income tax...from two years ago!!!

Better fire that accountant, LOLz!

While this amount is probably just pocket change to Richie, if he ends up not paying soon, the government can start taking from him!

Uh oh, Lionel! We wouldn’t mess with the IRS!

We're sure he can just scribble out a check real quick, right? Maybe he can even send them his new album as an apology! Ha!

[Image via WENN.]

Which Disney starlet did a little shopping in West Hollywood this afternoon and decided, "Eh! Who needs a bra! Not me!"

Perhaps she didn't realize how big the shirt was on her. Perhaps she didn't care! But we think a sight like this should've been saved for her hungry, hungry -- and delicious -- BF.

Can U guess who it is?! Find out ... AFTER THE JUMP!!!

It's Mileybird!!!

Why would she not wear a bra AND a sleeveless shirt?

That's just asking for trouble!

But ... that's just Miley being Miley.

Like the view, Liam!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

Oh, gurl. You just don't know when to stop talking!

Jennifer Love Hewitt has been pretty vocal to the media about her lady boner for Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine, who he himself just split from girlfriend Anne Vyalitsyna, over the last few days, hoping that he would hear her siren call and "[come] a-knockin'."

Unfortunately for her, that has not happened, and now the actress has revealed that she's embarrassed!

She now says:

"I feel like I should write him an apology letter on Twitter or something just to say I'm so sorry… I wasn't thinking that it was gonna turn into this whole thing and I feel bad. [I had hoped that he would] say thanks for at least thinking that he's hot."

Well, it's not like you gave him a minute to breathe as a single man before you announced to everyone that you were interested!

We'd suggest watching some of your old movies, gurl! Remember how your character felt in Can't Hardly Wait?!

LOLz!

Hey! Better luck next time!

[Images via WENN.]

Wow. Just...wow.

During a speech in Wisconsin on Tuesday, Rick Santorum stumbled over a few words while casually bashing Barack Obama and it SOUNDS like he almost let a very, very, VERY bad word slip out!

Becoming a little tongue tied, the Republican presidential candidate stuttered out:

"We know the candidate Barack Obama, what he was like. The anti-war government ni, uh, the, uh, America was a source for."

We won't say he WAS about to call the President of the United States a racial slur, but it sounds AWFULLY suspect!

Check out the video clip above to hear his words for yourself and let us know if U think Santorum almost dropped the N-bomb!