Aaaaand this is why we LOVE Jennifer Lawrence!!

The insightful actress appeared on The Late Show last night and talked Hunger Games, red-carpet embarrassments, nerves, and box-office $$$.

She is SUPER cute, and obviously so not affected by the whole "fame" game.

At one point, Lawrence even calls herself a troll, exclaiming how she hates herself!!

Letterman, who we envision as the perfect caring grandpappy - put his concerned face on and joked how the actress should come back for bi-weekly therapy sessions...HA!

It's rare that young hollywood is so candid and SO relatable...oh we love it!!

You may have doubts Jen, but you are a master of your craft and humble to boot! We couldn't imagine anyone else as our Katniss.

Ch-ch-check out the actress getting' real with Letterman (above).

Doesn't it just make U fall in love with her more???

Jason Segel has had the chance to swoop many gorgeous beauties off their feet.

Amy Adams, Mila Kunis, just to name a couple! But who does he want to swoon over next?

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton!

Hear that, Bill! Hill is HAWT! LOL!

Jason said the following about his "romantic interest":

I just feel like she would be good at comedy. I think you can feel it from a mile away

She did do that really funny Sopranos spoof with Bill during that campaign season. She has some acting chops. So if you're really serious about this, we think she might just be willing to ... oh wait, he's not. He's just kidding. Whomp, whomp!

But, the How I Met Your Mother star did say his favorite on-screen lady he's worked with so far is longtime pal Emily Blunt. The two co-star in the upcoming flick, Five Year Engagement.

He states that knowing Emily for so long adds to those in-between scenes, really making a difference in the characters' chemistry.

But what about Miss Piggy?! We think she could squeeze you for a sequel, Jason!

[Image via Wenn.]

Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.

We would NOT want to be in Jon Stewart's shoes!

The comedian was a guest on The Late Show With David Letterman when he started making a joke about hiring people to take care of certain, ahem, 'needs,' clearly realizing mid-joke about the talk show host's indiscretions with female staff members!

Yeah. It's pretty brutal.

But also HIGHlarious watching him try and back pedal!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

We really, really, REALLY hope Chris Brown didn't use a "woman beater" joke to hit on a woman at the Grammy gift lounge.

But, it's hard for us to believe otherwise.

In case you haven't heard, a woman alleges that Chris Brown used the most disgusting pick-up line EVER on her. She claims he said:

"'Can I get your number? I promise I won't beat you!'

He and his friends laughed, then one yelled, 'That's his new line!' Ugh! I wanted to throw up!

Brown denies he said the joke and released this statement:

"That is absurd and absolutely not true. I did not say that nor would I joke about that."

Oh, dear god, we hope the joke was a rumor. But, it's hard to tell with Breezy. His actions certainly don't give us hope, but we're keeping our fingers crossed that he can become a changed man.

[Image via WENN.]

You're not Justin Bieber. We repeat -- NOT Justin Bieber!

For those of you who still rock out to BSB on a daily basis, you're beloved Nick Carter has just turned 32 and chose to celebrate his birthday good times at Vanity nightclub inside The Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.

Yes, that is Nick Carter ... and yes, he does have his hair sweeped to the side like The Biebs. You know what's funny, though? Justin doesn't even wear his hair like this anymore! Like, legit! He's even over it!

So what in hell made you think you could pull it off, Nicky? And why would you want to hide your handsome face with all that hair anyway? And why would you add the sideburns???? Is this a joke? Are we being Punked? Are you being Punked?!

Check out more hot shots of Nick at his B-day party in Vegas in the gallery (below).

[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]

Does Chelsea Handler know how to make any kind of joke that isn't a sexual one?

Fine, okay - does she know how to make any jokes that aren't either sexual OR alcohol based ones??

Ha!

So, if we're being honest, we didn't even know that Chelsea was in This Means War, with Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, and Tom Hardy. Was she in the trailers? If she was, we were too busy watching the boys be super handsome! Can't blame us!

Anyway, the higher ups at the studio kept aiming for a PG-13 rating for the flick so they could make more money, but instead, they kept getting bumped up to "R" when they'd hear back from the Classification and Rating Appeals Board (Do people call them CRAB? Because they should!).

The problem? Chelsea Handler's sex jokes.

So they edited them, and behold: PG-13 rating!

Whomp, whomp! We wonder what Joan Rivers thinks about this!

Celeb death hoaxes are fun... until a Kardashian gets hurt!

Last night tweeters around the world mad #Cher a trending topic, after one user tweeted a fake CNN story claiming the the 65-year-old singer passed away.

Less than an hour after the original "RIP Cher" was posted, Kim Kardashian was freaking out.

The reality star has over 12 million flowers, so when she asked:

"Did I just hear Cher has passed away? Is this real? OMG."

Over 12 million people started asking the same thing. The affect wasn't quite the same as Orson Welles' War of the Worlds radio show, HOWEVER people did lose their shit thinking Cher gone.

Kim "investigatory journalist" Kardshian did some digging and discovered elaborate joke. She told her millions:

"Can't believe people would make up a sick joke like Cher died. These people need to get a life! Thanks Twitter for clearing that up!"

There you have it!

Cher is alive, despite the fact that she hasn't posted on Twitter since last week.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Because this is what the fourth-ranked network needs right now -- another lawsuit!

Last week, Jay Leno laid into Mitt Romney about his 1% lifestyle (look who's talking!) and joked that all Mitt's $$$ has gotten him the ultimate summer home: the Sikh holy shrine Golden Temple in Amritsar, India.

Well, there are some in the Sikh community who didn't find Jay's jab all that humorous. In fact, Dr. Randeep Dhillon of Bakersfield, CA actually filed a lawsuit on behalf of himself and the Bol Punjabi All Regions Community Organization, charging Jay and the network of libel.

In his suit, he explains that it was defamatory to use Sikhs and their holiest place of worship as a means to poke fun at a politician. The suit charges that Leno’s use of the photo of the temple “hurt the sentiments of all Sikh people in addition to those of the plaintiff.” Because of that, Dr. Dhillon and his organization are seeking general, special and punitive damages as well as court costs.

You can seek it all you want, but we doubt you'll get as much as think you deserve. NBC has already taken the clip down from their site, so that's all taken care of. Now, they'll probably just make a donation to high official in the religious order and call it a day. And you know what? That sounds fair to us!

OMG! Bless you, Graham Norton! You're too much!

Madonna is on the never-ending press tour for W.E., but thankfully, she's in a part of the world she feels particularly comfortable in: Londontown!

While on The Graham Norton Show, Madonna's host decided to have a little fun with the Queen of Pop and have her W.E. actors do a little role playing. Check out the video (above) to see their HIGHlarious interpretation of an interview Madge gave in Hungary back in her Evita days.

The joke is that the interview was done in English, translated into Hungarian, but then translated back to English through a language converter.

This is how we want all our foreign press interviews to read from now on. LOL!

This is A LOT less funny now...

Check out the video (above) of Russell Brand "jokingly" removing his wedding ring before starting up his college tour back in November.

Hopefully Russell put the ring back on before going on tour. We would NOT be pleased if we learned that he was unfaithful while still with Katy.

What do U think? Was Russell's wedding ring joke amusing???