It's a paycheck!

The disgraced Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson wants to join the cast of Dancing With The Stars! She says:

"I would quite like to go on Dancing With The Stars. I would like somebody to teach me to tango. I do know the show and my children would be so proud of me."

And maybe people would forget about your recent bribery scandal?

Do U want to see Fergie take a turn on the dance floor?

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Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson has been caught on video attempting to trade access to ex-husband Prince Andrew in return for cash totaling over $700,000!

The tape catches the Duchess blatantly asking for a $40,000 cash advance, followed by 500,000 pounds, which equals to $718,500, in exchange for access to the royal family.

She is even heard saying, "500,000 pounds when you can, to me, open doors. Look after me and he'll look after you. You'll get it back tenfold. I can open any door you want."

Yikes!!

Ferguson's spokeswoman has confirmed that the tape is authentic and has said that Sarah is "devastated" and regrets any embarrassment she has caused.

Check out the vid and tell us what U think!

Meaning the Duchess of York!

Sarah Ferguson is being sued for unpaid legal fees by Davenport Lyons and this is just ONE of her mayjah financial issues!

UK creditors are constantly hounding her, her American lifestyle and wellness company Hartmoor collapsed last year with a debt of nearly $1 million, and three separate firms have taken county court action to force her to pay bills totaling upwards of almost $34,000!

She better give Weight Watchers a call again — maybe they can give her another endorsement deal!

[Image via Tony Clark / WENN.]