No, we don't mean an Autobot! Ha!

A thief was attempting rob a UK power substation, when he decided that it was a good time to relieve himself -- against an electrical transformer.

You can guess what happened!

Yep, he blew up!

Michael Harper, 36, was permanently disfigured after suffering serious burns in the blast.

NOT ONLY that though! His partner-in-crime? Yeah, he totally tried to leave him behind! The father of two was left burning on the floor by his accomplice, 50-year-old Richard Boyce!

We're not done yet either... the explosion left about 2,000 people without power and caused £26,500 ($42,000) in damage.

Then, Harper was jailed for a year. The judge said that he had already been punished for almost losing his life and becoming permanently disfigured. The other guy got 4 years.

What a CRAY-ZAY story!

This is why you look before you pee! LOLz!

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As we reported earlier, music producer Scott Storch did another no-no and was arrested for cocaine.

For a quick recap, Storch was party poppin' in Vegas and skipped out on his bill at his hotel. An employee blew the whistle and police busted him on possession.

He posted his $5,000 bail and he's walking the streets but knowing Scott's past, this could lead to a slippery slope if it's not corrected!

Now, his mugshot has been released and he's not looking too good.

We hope he's learned his lesson, for Christina Aguilera and her new album's sake!

Rumor has it that the once successful (but bickering) duo are back at it to work on Xtina's next album. We bet that she does NOT want this to interfere with her music!

Earlier this month we learned that former Home Improvement child star Taran Noah Smith got himself busted for marijuana possession … and today, we are hearing of another drug bust. Singer Robin Thicke got himself arrested in NYC for marijuana possession when police found him chillin’ in a parked car ALLEGEDLY smokin’ a doobie. According to the report, Robin was given a very friendly arrest … so friendly, that he happily gave autographs to his arresting officers. Celebrity justice in action, y’all.

Singer Robin Thicke was arrested in Manhattan for marijuana possession, the Daily News has learned. The award-winning R&B crooner was arrested at 12:25 p.m. by patrol officers who saw him smoking a joint while sitting in a Cadillac Escalade near 3rd Ave. and E. 21st St., close to Gramercy Park. “He wasn’t driving,” a police source said. “He was sitting in the car. He was arrested and a small amount of marijuana was recovered on him.” Thicke, 34, was in the Escalade with another person, the police source said, but Thicke was the only one arrested and then charged with possession of marijuana. The singer was amiable throughout the arrest, another source said. “He was taking pictures with the cops,” the source said. “They were coming over to him and getting autographs.” It wasn’t clear where Thicke was heading, though he did provide police with a lower East Side address … Thicke’s spokesman declined to comment.

Aww … dang. Well, illegal is illegal so I guess he had to be arrested if the police officer witnessed Thicke doing an illegal act … tho how seriously can anyone take an arrest like this when we hear about how much the cops were fawning over their suspect. What’s funny for me about this story is how much it reminds me of the episode of Sex and the City when Carrie got busted for smokin’ a doobie after Jack Burger (the worst fictional TV boyfriend EVER) broke up with her on a Post-It note. I guess if Carrie can get out of getting in serious trouble by using her Post-It note as a Get Out of Jail Free card, then Robin can avoid serious punishment by using his fame. The only thing not really funny is one of these scenarios is fiction while the other is real life. Celebrity justice can be a very funny thing, I guess.

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We love you, Hugh, but your son is on our shit list!

Marston Hefner was arrested Sunday for attacking her girlfriend Claire Sinclair.

Did we mention Claire is a Playboy Model of the Year?!?!

A member of Claire's fam called 911 and cops saw visibly bruises and red marks on her body. Marston admitted to an argument but not to hitting his girlfriend.

Claire on the other hand has a different story. She says he punched her, kicked her in the stomach and REFUSED to let her leave their home. She had to call her family so the police would come.

What an asshole! We would think after being around Hugh, he'd know how to be RESPECTFUL to women!

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What a relief!

To recap - early this morning, we heard the terrifying news that 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, a man who was convicted of stalking and threatening Madonna, had escaped from a mental hospital in Norwalk, CA.

The LAPD were describing the man as follows:

"…A very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies."

Now, we're VERY happy to report that the Los Angeles Police Department have captured Madonna's very dangerous stalker!

The LAPD announced that Hoskins was found around 9 a.m. this morning "not far from the mental facility from which he escaped."

He's currently in police custody and he's being escorted back to the hospital.

We're just glad that nobody was hurt while this man was on the loose. We're ESPECIALLY glad that he wasn't able to get close to Madonna.

Great job, LAPD! We're very pleased and impressed!

Chris Brown is set to appear on the Grammy Awards this Sunday night and is up for 3 awards, including Best R&B Album. There have been rumors going around the past few weeks that he and Rihanna, his girlfriend who he assaulted a few years ago, have been hooking up again. Now we are hearing that Chris has been in court this week to discuss the remainder of his sentence and has been ordered by a judge to remain under the close supervision of his probation officer. He has completed half of his community service and has been told to finish that up under the eye of ‘big brother.’

Brown’s attorney argued in court yesterday that the singer has been honest with probation officers, passed all of his drug tests and has “made great strides” while under supervision. Brown has also completed half of six months of community service, including roadside cleanup and graffiti removal. Judge Goerge Lomeli said in his ruling that it was not unreasonable for the star to remain under supervision until he completes more of his community service hours.

It was never confirmed whether Chris and Ri-Ri were in fact ‘hanging out.’ These were all just rumors and my personal opinion is that it wasn’t quite accurate. I am even more convinced of this now given that Chris is still in and out of court and dealing with his sentence, probation officers and community service. I cant imagine that Ri-Ri is able to put all of that behind her and ‘hook up’ with Chris…

Chris’ attorney is saying that he has “made great strides” and is doing well with his community service and drug tests. The court though has still decided that he needs to remain under the watchful eye of probation. I am happy to hear that Chris is reforming, but it does still give me chills thinking about him beating up Rihanna, his girlfriend at the time. It actually makes me feel slightly sick.

What are you thoughts about Chris given this new information from the courts?
Do you think Chris deserves to win the Grammy this year?

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Can U say EXCESSIVE?!?!?!?

Last week in Minnesota, Mitt Romney was glitter bombed by protestor Robert Erickson, who has previously bombed both Michele Bachmann and Newt Gingrich.

Then on Tuesday night at his school, 20-year-old University of Colorado Denver student Peter Lucas Smith also glitter bombed Romney (above)...but only got a little (if any) of glitter on Romney's clothes.

Despite the fact that it was a pretty much harmless incident, Smith is due in court on March 7, and he could face a $999 fine...or a year in jail!!!!!

This is absurd and outrageous! It was a totally nonviolent act of protest, and it was barely even successful! At most, they should let the glitter bomber off with a warning. AT MOST.

You are in our thoughts, Peter Lucas Smith. You DO NOT deserve to go to jail.

It has NOT been smooth sailing for the Taylor kids...

Last week, we were bummed to hear that Home Improvement alum Taran Noah Smith was arrested in El Lay for DUI and hash possession.

Now, we've learned that Taran has been charged on both accounts.

He's currently facing $1,500 in fines and as much as a year and a half behind bars.

Taran has a court date scheduled for March.

Too bad his HI neighbor Wilson isn't around to give him some advice. Hopefully his lawyer will do the trick.

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What happens in Vegas, doesn't always stay in Vegas.

Suge Knight was arrested in Sin City and he had a lot of shiz to deal with.

Vegas cops pulled up his record and saw he had multiple warrants for his unpaid tickets. Next, they search his car and found a small amount of Mary Jane.

On top of all that, Suge is on three years probation for driving with a suspended license.

Ouch!

The former mogul has hauled to jail and released after a short stint.

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At least he's admitting he screwed up.

To recap - early yesterday morning, country singer Randy Travis was found drunk in front of a Baptist church in Dallas...and he was arrested on a public intoxication charge.

Then, we heard that he had been drinking in an effort to drown his sorrows following a fight with his girlfriend.

Now, we've learned that Randy has issued a formal apology, which is as follows:

"I apologize for what resulted following an evening of celebrating the Super Bowl. I'm committed to being responsible and accountable, and apologize for my actions."

Fortunately, it sounds like the damage here was minimal, so we'd say this one is forgivable...as long as he wasn't drinking and driving.

Let's just hope it doesn't happen again!