This Means War Gets PG-13 Rating After Editing Chelsea Handler’s Sexual Jokes

Does Chelsea Handler know how to make any kind of joke that isn't a sexual one?

Fine, okay - does she know how to make any jokes that aren't either sexual OR alcohol based ones??

Ha!

So, if we're being honest, we didn't even know that Chelsea was in This Means War, with Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, and Tom Hardy. Was she in the trailers? If she was, we were too busy watching the boys be super handsome! Can't blame us!

Anyway, the higher ups at the studio kept aiming for a PG-13 rating for the flick so they could make more money, but instead, they kept getting bumped up to "R" when they'd hear back from the Classification and Rating Appeals Board (Do people call them CRAB? Because they should!).

The problem? Chelsea Handler's sex jokes.

So they edited them, and behold: PG-13 rating!

Whomp, whomp! We wonder what Joan Rivers thinks about this!