This Man Loves Humping Plastic Rafts.

Oh boy.

Edwin Tobergta (above) was arrested after he was found humping a pink plastic raft in an alleyway behind a dumpster.

The sad thing is that this isn't his first offense with plastic. Nope. It's his fifth.

When cops saw him in the middle of the ahem...act, they yelled for him to stop, which he did. But then he fled, taking the raft with him!

The police eventually caught up with him at his home where he apparently pleaded for help and cried because he was sad to be separated from the raft.

Oh. This story just got really sad.

In fact, what's sadder is that when the press talked to his grandmother, she said that the family had been trying to get help for Edwin for years. She added:

"He has a lot of mental problems and he's always had a fascination for plastic. That's just it. That's all of it. That's all of it. We never could get the proper care for Edwin. It's like nobody cares."

Aw, we kinda feel bad for the guy now. Sorry buddy.