Thief Blows Himself Up After Peeing On A Transformer

No, we don't mean an Autobot! Ha!

A thief was attempting rob a UK power substation, when he decided that it was a good time to relieve himself -- against an electrical transformer.

You can guess what happened!

Yep, he blew up!

Michael Harper, 36, was permanently disfigured after suffering serious burns in the blast.

NOT ONLY that though! His partner-in-crime? Yeah, he totally tried to leave him behind! The father of two was left burning on the floor by his accomplice, 50-year-old Richard Boyce!

We're not done yet either... the explosion left about 2,000 people without power and caused £26,500 ($42,000) in damage.

Then, Harper was jailed for a year. The judge said that he had already been punished for almost losing his life and becoming permanently disfigured. The other guy got 4 years.

What a CRAY-ZAY story!

This is why you look before you pee! LOLz!

[Image via AP Images.]