We want this to be real - and then again, we don't.

The part that does is more interested in the music that would be on this album. A whole record just of Britney Spears remixes?! C'mon! It doesn't get any better than that! All the new jams off Femme Fatale are just aching to be reworked!

The part that doesn't is looking at this AWFUL photoshopped cover!

Seriously, what is this? Brit Brit deserves so much better than this! Get back to the drawing board and come up with something better, Jive!

NOTE: Jive has yet to confirm that a remix album is even in the works, but so much stuff as "leaked" at this point that it seems pretty obvious.

Thoughts???

At the start of this month, we got our first look at Jennifer Lopez‘s new line of clothing which she personally designed for sale at Kohl’s. Today we get to see a couple of promo ad videos for that new collection. Jen and Kohl’s teamed up to make a couple of very cute, very funny promo videos that are absolutely MUST SEE. Ready to laugh? Check out the clips below.

In this clip, J. Lo shows up for her first day at the office … tho she seems to have forgotten to bring her ID with her:

In this clip, J. Lo actually makes it into the office … where she works with a couple of colleagues:


LMAOOO!! Both of these clips are funny, I think. See … I miss actress J. Lo … but the funny, easy-natured actress J. Lo (a la Maid in Manhattan) not the shitty actress J. Lo (a la Gigli). Love these clips … I hope we get to see more :)

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Oh boy.

Edwin Tobergta (above) was arrested after he was found humping a pink plastic raft in an alleyway behind a dumpster.

The sad thing is that this isn't his first offense with plastic. Nope. It's his fifth.

When cops saw him in the middle of the ahem...act, they yelled for him to stop, which he did. But then he fled, taking the raft with him!

The police eventually caught up with him at his home where he apparently pleaded for help and cried because he was sad to be separated from the raft.

Oh. This story just got really sad.

In fact, what's sadder is that when the press talked to his grandmother, she said that the family had been trying to get help for Edwin for years. She added:

"He has a lot of mental problems and he's always had a fascination for plastic. That's just it. That's all of it. That's all of it. We never could get the proper care for Edwin. It's like nobody cares."

Aw, we kinda feel bad for the guy now. Sorry buddy.

This whole thing is sad.

Billy Bob Thornton’s estranged daughter will not get a chance at retrial.

Earlier this year Amanda Brumfield was found guilty of aggravated manslaughter of a 1-year-old Olivia Madison Garcia.

We just got word that the judge denied her request for a new trial. Amanda may get up to 30 years in prison at her October 6 sentencing.

As a recap, Billy Bob's daughter claimed that while she was babysitting the child "was trying to climb out of a playpen and hit her head," but the defense argued that the fall might have aggravated "a previous injury," which could have caused the infant's death.

Something weird: Amanda Brumfield’s trial took place in the same courthouse where Casey Anthony’s trial was held.

Guess they're not letting all child killers get off that easily...

Oh man! THREE CHEERS for this fierce college girl for standing up for what's RIGHT!

At a recent visit to Penn State, Rick Santorum apparently decided to defend himself against Piers Morgan's accusations that he's a bigot by essentially saying things about gay marriage that anyone with a brain in their head would define as bigotry - i.e., the usual right wing, intolerant garbage that it will undermine the sanctity of marriage that the Catholic church preaches, you know, DESPITE THE FACT THAT THERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SEPARATION BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE!

Anybigot, one HARDCORE, amazing student in particular decides to beat him at his own moronic game, by explaining that the American Psychology Association, among other scientific groups, have discovered none of his points to be true, and well, we'll just let you watch the rest for yourself!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

Yes, Rick Santorum, because an ancient text that's been translated and re-interpreted for centuries obviously knows more than today's leading doctors and scientists! Thank goodness you are able to clear that up for us!

Again, mad props to the young lady who was brave enough to stand up to his nonsense!

Now can we please get a Republican candidate who can actually argue a legitimate reason that gay marriage shouldn't happen, and you know, not instead get schooled by a college student in law, politics, and EQUAL RIGHTS, all of which this fool wants to represent for the American public?

K! Thanks!

We think that one YouTube user says it best with:

Gives new meaning to 'fuck the police!'

A New Mexico television station recently ran a story regarding surveillance photos taken of Police Officer Bert Lopez, in full uniform, banging an unidentified female on the hood of a car, in BROAD DAYLIGHT at Santa Fe Canyon Ranch!

Worse yet - this guy was once awarded New Mexico State Police Officer of the Year for "having gone above and beyond the call of duty."

Well, they got that part right! LOLz!

Check out the news story (above)!

Yesterday we learned that Madonna, Queen of the Universe, likes to work out strenuously while on vacation … but today we also learn that she likes to keep her window shades wide open while on vacay so that prying eyes can see her making out with her much younger toyboy Brahim Zaibat. Maddy and Brahim got themselves pretty hot and heavy (but in a cute way) while they holidayed with family in Antibes, France this week … take a look below.

He has been bonding with her family and was seen zipping around on a jetski with her eldest son Rocco in the South of France earlier this week. But on Sunday night the couple managed to steal some alone time together and were spotted canoodling like a couple of teenagers on a balcony in Cannes. It seemed it was Madonna’s turn to make spend some quality time with her boyfriend’s family as the couple spent the evening in the French city. The Material Girl singer, 53, brought along her daughter , Lourdes, 14 to meet Brahim Zabat’s parents and cousins. And as the two families got to know each other a little better there was also time for Madonna and her man to enjoy some alone time. The couple were seen in a warm embrace, kissing and cuddling on a balcony seemingly unaware of the others around them. Madonna had wrapped up in a colourful scarf with horses printed on it and had her hair in natural curls down around her face. She appeared to be wearing little makeup save for a flash of bright red lipstick across her mouth. Meanwhile dancer Brahim, 24, showed off his toned body in a grey T-shirt and jeans adding a rosary bead-style necklace. Lourdes was looking older than her years in a pair of tiny light denim shorts and a white shirt which emphasised her tanned skin and her shiny dark hair.
The teen seemed to be without her boy friend who she was seen jetskiing with earlier this week.

[Lourdes] was seen as she walking along the beach in Antibes, France with a good looking tanned boy by her side before the pair took to the water. Dressed in denim cut off shorts and a colourful bikini top, the stylish teenager is clearly enjoying the family holiday in the south of France with her mother, brother Rocco, ten, David, five, Mercy, four, and 53-year-old Madonna’s boyfriend, 24-year-old toyboy Brahim Zaibat. While Madonna kept a watchful eye close by, the pretty teen was all smiles as she sped around the Mediterranean on the back of a jet ski with her mystery man.
Lourdes giggled and laughed as the blonde boy with sun-kissed hair splashed water on her and pointed to the sights as they sat on the back of the water vehicle.

Awww … Madonna and her child … in lurve with other children … ain’t that precious? Hee hee. In all seriousness, it’s nice to see everyone looking so happy. That is what is most important. Say what you will about the VAST age difference, I haven’t seen Madonna look this happy in ages. Good for her, I say. This is a sweet sight of our Lady Madonna. It looks like she and her family are having a fantastic French holiday, don’t it?

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Well, that's a shame!

Despite the rumors that Snooki turned down DWTS, Snooki revealed to Jay Leno on The Tonight Show that she wasn't even ASKED to go on Dancing with The Stars!

Aw, we would have loved to see her shake her little meatball!

But, if they DID ask her, would she say yes??

Watch what she says above.

So, according to some sources, during a memorial for Tupac some of his ashes where rolled up and smoked.

Now we're hearing that it probably didn't happen, BUT if it did, nobody had permission:

Tupac's former rap group -- released a video for VladTV.com in which they claim they rolled up Pac's ashes with weed and smoked him up at a family memorial event. The rappers claim Pac's mother was present at the time. But the family spokesperson tells us no one in the Shakur family EVER signed off on the Pac puff 'n pass ... especially his mother, Afeni.

The family rep tells the Shakurs simply don't know if there's any truth to the claims made by the Outlawz -- but if they DID smoke Tupac, they "would have had to sneak the remains past the family member in charge of keeping an eye on the ashes at the memorial."

The rep tells us ... no one in the family would ever approve of the act.

We're glad to hear that nobody would ever approve of this. We feel like it's a little disrespectful, especially if Tupac didn't say that's what he wanted before he went.

What do U think? Offensive or an homage?

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Tsk tsk tsk. You are in biiiiig trouble, Justin!!

Big NO-NO!!!

As we told you earlier, The Biebs got in a little accident with his Ferrari. But according to House of Pain member Everlast (aka Erik Schrody), he was actually RACING on the streets of El Lay!

Everlast tweeted:

I just raced @justinbieber down Ventura in his Ferrari I won but a fedex truck got in his way.

Seemed like a down to earth kid.

The tweet was posted at noon on Tuesday, which just moments before Bieber collided with a Honda Civic in Studio City.

NOT COOL, Justin! So very dangerous!!! Momma Biebs needs to take your car keys away!

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