Not surprising!

Katy Perry took the number one spot on the charts this week with the release of Teenage Dream selling more than 194,000 copies!

And Fantasia took second place with her album Back To Me with sales just over 122,000 copies!

Congrats, ladies — nice work!

Did U buy your copies?

Well, fuck.

Here we were thinking we would be rid of her until at least November!

Nope, that's not some middle-aged hooker doing the walk of shame after a night of turning tricks outside of your neighborhood Denny's!

That's Taylor Momsen, who is apparently up to no good and once again terrorizing the set of the show she should have been killed off of last season, Gossip Girl!

We're glad to see a trip away from the city in the season finale didn't alter her fashion sense!

BARF.

Thoughts??

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OMG! We HAVE to go!

It was just announced that Lady GaGa will be performing with We Are Plastic Ono Band, which features Yoko Ono and Sean Lennon.

The show will play October 1st and 2nd at the Orpheum in El Lay, but unfortunately, Gagita will only be performing on the 2nd.

Amazeballs.

No shiz, bb!

We would have easily preferred YOU to any of the Z-listers that they enlisted this year!

Joan Rivers was never approached to compete on this season's Dancing With the Stars - probably because she actually HAS a legitimate career and to qualify for the show you apparently need some sort of has-been status - and she's none too pleased about it!

She says:

"They've never asked me, so they can go fuck themselves! I don't know why because I certainly fall into their old lady category. I would do it for the exercise. Making yourself dance everyday for six hours a day I think would be so great."

Well, we would have DEFINITELY watched you, so it's their loss!

Casting fail to the max!

LOLs!

What do U think?? Are U impressed with this season's DWTS line-up??

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Caliente!

Lady GaGa announced that she is performing her Monster Ball tour in Mexico for the first time.

Tickets will go on sale Monday for shows in Zapopan and Mexico City during May 2011.

Enjoy, Lil' Monsters!

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We're legit surprised it's been this long!

Eli Roth and girlfriend Peaches Geldof celebrated their 6 month anniversary last night and attended the premiere of The Last Exorcism in London together.

Peaches Tweeted:

"Its @eliroth and my six month anniversary tonight, and the night of #TheLastExorcism London premiere- a lovely evening indeed."

But will they make it another 6?

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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The festival is back on!

Though there were reports this morning that the Toronto Film Festival's premiere venue was infested with bed bugs, sources from Cineplex have sent out a press release stating that the situation has been resolved. The statement reads:

"Late yesterday afternoon, Cineplex contracted the services of Abell Pest Control Inc., (Abell), who are experts in their field, to investigate a claim made by a theatre guest that they had been bitten by bed bugs and believed it had occurred while they were watching a movie at our Scotiabank Theatre Toronto. After a thorough investigation overnight, which involved a specially trained sniffing dog and a secondary visual inspection, Abell has confirmed that there were no bed bugs located within the Scotiabank theatre."

Wonderful! It would have really, REALLY sucked if those icky creepy crawlers spoiled all the fun!

We like!

Rami Malek has a role in the upcoming Breaking Dawn, Part 2 and he's pretty happy to have snagged such a prime spot in the cast!

"I think it's going to be great," says Rami. "it's going to be super exciting and I'm thrilled."

But we won't see him in character that soon — Breaking Dawn, Part 2 is expected to hit theaters on November 16, 2012!

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And all of the amazing acts, embarrassing flops, and endless insanity will be coming along with it!

NBC has renewed America’s Got Talent for a sixth season. All of the same judges will be returning — Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne, and Howie Mandel. Nick Canon will host.

Talent has been the top-ranked summer show since it’s first season. Let’s see if it can keep the ball rolling!

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What a fucktard!

Leicester Bryce Stovell filed a lawsuit against LeBron James and his mother Gloria for fraud and defamation. He is claiming to be the basketball star's father.

The James family would like the judge to dismiss the lawsuit as it's "rank speculation."

In the legal documents, LeBron's lawyers describe Stovells as "… a man who claims that as a twenty-nine year old lawyer he got a 15-year old girl pregnant during a one-night stand and who never contributed a penny in child support would earn millions in commercial endorsements by crawling out of the wood-work after the child he never gave a thought to became an NBA star."

Sounds about right!

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